THE STUPID THINGS I DO
- •Call someone. When they answer, act surprised I'm on the phone. "Oh? Hi? It's, uh, Kevin?"This is a weird kind of stupid.
- •Pretend to wash hands by running faucet so the stranger in the stall thinks I washed them.This is easily the stupidest.
- •Have some cookies for dessert. Throw out rest of cookies and cookie container knowing I can't control myself if they're out. Dig through trash can to eat "one more" several times throughout night.This isn't that stupid. It's gross.
- •Get drunk and gossip.Icky stupid.
- •Turn Waze on. Ignore Waze, take the actual "fastest" route, tell Waze to shut the fuck up. Turn Waze off. Arrive 4 minutes later than I would've if I listened to Waze.