THINGS I SAY TO MY CATS WHEN I'M ALONE WITH THEM

  1. "Hello gentlemen."
  2. "Hello my one and only true friend."
  3. "Hello you little monsters."
  4. "Hello my little love machine."
  5. "What do you want you little bitch?"
  6. "Here you go you little piggos."
  7. "Gimme that belly you bitch."