REALLY ODD THINGS I'M GREAT AT

  1. Putting socks labeled "L" and "R" on the right feet without looking
  2. Not missing any spots when drying off with a towel
  3. Somehow messing up every baking recipe I attempt
  4. Knowing exactly how many cookies my girlfriend eats in 1 sitting
  5. Eating all my Chinese food
  6. Smelling candles
  7. Lying about who wins in tennis ball soccer
  8. Beating my dogs in tennis ball soccer