Ranking all 8 Star Wars films

Before you say anything, shut your mouth. I'm just going with my gut here. Also soon I'm going to be doing some mini reviews via the Persicope app (periscope.tv/KyleCicilioni or twitter @kylecicilioni) starting with Rogue One. Stay tuned.
  1. 8.
    Episode 2: Attack of the Clones
    Absolutely nothing good to get out of this film
  2. 7.
    Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
    Dumb title, even dumber movie.
  3. 6.
    Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith
    Just getting the awful prequels out of the way
  4. 5.
    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
    Aka episode 3.9 and best prequel (by default)
  5. 4.
    Episode 6: Return of the Jedi
    Ewoks are sweet
  6. 3.
    Episode 7: The Force Awakens
    Legit. Haters gonna hate.
  7. 2.
    Episode 4: A New Hope
    The original is always the best... unless...
  8. 1.
    Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back
    Not only the best Star Wars movie, but one of the best sequels.