AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
  1. Me, at the post office:
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    I'm here to pick up a package! You have a package for me? There's a package for me here? IT'S A SURPRISE.
  2. Postal worker:
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    I'm just going to disappear into the back for what will seem like a lifetime but will only actually be less than five minutes.
  3. Postal worker:
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    Is this it?
  4. Me:
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    Yep.
  5. And then I had to go back to work for nine hours, visions of this wonderful treat dancing in my head.
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  6. I wanted to wait until I could properly squeal and swoon with abandon. Y'all: this present CROSSED AN OCEAN.
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    And it's sealed with ❤️❤️❤️❤️ tape. HEART TAPE FRIENDS!!
  7. Not only was the box filled to the brim with gifts, I spied a guessing game.
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    I took a moment right here to jump up and down and squeal a bit.
  8. Clue 1: My Secret Santa lives in London.
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  9. Clue 2: My Secret Santa works here.
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    GASP! Could it be...????
  10. Clue 3: My Secret Santa speaks French.
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    Bonjour!
  11. Clue 4: My Secret Santa speaks Italian.
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    Ciao!
  12. Clue 5: My Secret Santa IS A DIPLOMAT.
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    I knew it, I knew it! HOORAY!!
  13. My Secret Santa is the delightful and amazing @Diplomatic_diva !!
    And she sent me SO MUCH wonderfulness. ❤️
  14. There were chocolates...
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    From the best food market in the world!
  20. There was lip balm...
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    I 💘 lip balm!
  22. Something representing her home town...
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    Have I ever mentioned how much I love ornaments?
  23. A Special LIGHT UP K...
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    Her note references a list I wrote nearly a year ago: WHAT TURNS ME ON
  24. Warm tall socks...
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    SO COZY
  25. BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL SPARKLE UNICORN SOCKS...
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    Do you ever start laughing when you're crying because of something so fantastic? 🦄
  26. Great Yorkshire Pickle...
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    She said "I chose the Great Yorkshire Pickle for you because Yorkshire is the UK's Texas (!) People from Yorkshire—the country's biggest county—think that they are THE BEST!!!" 💘
  27. 12 LISTS OF CHRISTMAS...
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    These cards were tied with red ribbon, and each is wonderful.
  28. And a lovely card.
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    As if I wasn't already crying!
  29. @Diplomatic_diva you have given me immeasurable joy. My heart is so full from your thoughtful generosity, and I can't thank you enough. ❤️
  30. And I can't forget the marvelous @DawnCloud , our Great Facilitator. You have spread huge happiness around the world this holiday season. A thousand thanks. ❤️
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    Everyone!