BEST SECRET SANTA EVER 🎁💝‼️

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
  1. Me, at the post office:
    I'm here to pick up a package! You have a package for me? There's a package for me here? IT'S A SURPRISE.
  2. Postal worker:
    I'm just going to disappear into the back for what will seem like a lifetime but will only actually be less than five minutes.
  3. Postal worker:
    Is this it?
  4. Me:
    Yep.
  5. And then I had to go back to work for nine hours, visions of this wonderful treat dancing in my head.
  6. I wanted to wait until I could properly squeal and swoon with abandon. Y'all: this present CROSSED AN OCEAN.
    And it's sealed with ❤️❤️❤️❤️ tape. HEART TAPE FRIENDS!!
  7. Not only was the box filled to the brim with gifts, I spied a guessing game.
    I took a moment right here to jump up and down and squeal a bit.
  8. Clue 1: My Secret Santa lives in London.
  9. Clue 2: My Secret Santa works here.
    GASP! Could it be...????
  10. Clue 3: My Secret Santa speaks French.
    Bonjour!
  11. Clue 4: My Secret Santa speaks Italian.
    Ciao!
  12. Clue 5: My Secret Santa IS A DIPLOMAT.
    I knew it, I knew it! HOORAY!!
  13. My Secret Santa is the delightful and amazing @Diplomatic_diva !!
    And she sent me SO MUCH wonderfulness. ❤️
  14. There were chocolates...
  15. From the best food market in the world!
  16. There was lip balm...
  17. I 💘 lip balm!
  18. Something representing her home town...
    Have I ever mentioned how much I love ornaments?
  19. A Special LIGHT UP K...
    Her note references a list I wrote nearly a year ago: WHAT TURNS ME ON
  20. Warm tall socks...
    SO COZY
  21. BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL SPARKLE UNICORN SOCKS...
    Do you ever start laughing when you're crying because of something so fantastic? 🦄
  22. Great Yorkshire Pickle...
    She said "I chose the Great Yorkshire Pickle for you because Yorkshire is the UK's Texas (!) People from Yorkshire—the country's biggest county—think that they are THE BEST!!!" 💘
  23. 12 LISTS OF CHRISTMAS...
    These cards were tied with red ribbon, and each is wonderful.
  24. And a lovely card.
    As if I wasn't already crying!
  25. @Diplomatic_diva you have given me immeasurable joy. My heart is so full from your thoughtful generosity, and I can't thank you enough. ❤️
  26. And I can't forget the marvelous @DawnCloud , our Great Facilitator. You have spread huge happiness around the world this holiday season. A thousand thanks. ❤️
  27. Everyone!