CELEBS SOME OF MY EXES WISH THEY LOOK LIKE
(And in a few cases actually do.) Inspired by @shanaz 😘
- •Young Cary Elwes later married a woman who looks just like me.
- •Matt Bomer had a sister named Katie. My brother is named "Matt." (Not the last time this would happen.)
- •I was married to Ralph Fiennes for nearly 5 years. He cut his hair just before the wedding.
- •When last I heard about clean-shaven prematurely grey Louis CK, he was engaged to a woman who looked just like his sister. (And nothing like me.)
- •Former Marine Scott Eastwood is the first and last time I'll date 5 years younger.
- •💔 Favorite ex-boyfriend Seth MacFarlane. Just going to pause for a moment to repeat to myself "HE IS NOT FOR ME."
- •Gilles Marini worked in comic books years prior to meeting me yet never once fulfilled my unspoken dream of being drawn as a comic book character.
- •Broke up with Jason Bateman in the fall. Pretty sure he's an alcoholic.