PEOPLE WHO I WOULD LIKE TO READ ME BEDTIME STORIES

Although the pillow on my left is unoccupied, I picked most of this list in a "safe for work" way.
  1. Common
    I'm so used to hearing his music, I forget how melodious his normal speaking voice sounds. He'll read me American classics.
  2. Emma Thompson
    I would like for her to read me some British mysteries. Or a story with lots of cursing.
  3. Christian Bale
    Strictly using the Batman voice, he'll read me Elmore Leonard.
  4. Tracee Ellis Ross
    I love it when her voice is full of delight. She'll read me stories that make me laugh.
  5. Kyle Chandler
    He'll read me inspirational biographies. Or Coach Taylor speeches straight from the FNL scripts.
  6. Tina Fey
    She'll read me stories that make me cry.
  7. Seth MacFarlane
    He'll read me Dennis Lehane in his best Ted voice.