Although the pillow on my left is unoccupied, I picked most of this list in a "safe for work" way.
  1. Common
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    I'm so used to hearing his music, I forget how melodious his normal speaking voice sounds. He'll read me American classics.
  2. Emma Thompson
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    I would like for her to read me some British mysteries. Or a story with lots of cursing.
  3. Christian Bale
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    Strictly using the Batman voice, he'll read me Elmore Leonard.
  4. Tracee Ellis Ross
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    I love it when her voice is full of delight. She'll read me stories that make me laugh.
  5. Kyle Chandler
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    He'll read me inspirational biographies. Or Coach Taylor speeches straight from the FNL scripts.
  6. Tina Fey
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    She'll read me stories that make me cry.
  7. Seth MacFarlane
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    He'll read me Dennis Lehane in his best Ted voice.