PEOPLE WHO I WOULD LIKE TO READ ME BEDTIME STORIES
Although the pillow on my left is unoccupied, I picked most of this list in a "safe for work" way.
- •CommonI'm so used to hearing his music, I forget how melodious his normal speaking voice sounds. He'll read me American classics.
- •Emma ThompsonI would like for her to read me some British mysteries. Or a story with lots of cursing.
- •Christian BaleStrictly using the Batman voice, he'll read me Elmore Leonard.
- •Tracee Ellis RossI love it when her voice is full of delight. She'll read me stories that make me laugh.
- •Kyle ChandlerHe'll read me inspirational biographies. Or Coach Taylor speeches straight from the FNL scripts.
- •Tina FeyShe'll read me stories that make me cry.
- •Seth MacFarlaneHe'll read me Dennis Lehane in his best Ted voice.