POPULARITY CONTEST PERFORMANCE πŸ€

Hi @aus10 ! Can we pretend my clock is 10 minutes slow? 😬
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    * AT WORK *
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    The night before Valentine's Day, one of my work friends was still at her desk well past office hours. I noticed she was water coloring paper and hand-lettering notes.
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    Me: "Are you hand-making Valentines for everyone?"
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    Her: "Oh no, just friends."
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    I eagerly arranged my Valentine box in the conference room.
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    On Valentine's Day, I dove into the box searching for candy and a beautiful handmade Valentine.
    Oh.
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    * DATING *
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    🐝 Fella's Profile: Brian, 40 Recovering entrepreneur seeks (yadda yadda yadda awkward smart tall blondes).
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    Me: "How does one recover from entrepreneurship?"
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    🐝Fella: "Long walks on the beach. Some TLC."
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    Me: "So you're humming "Waterfalls" a lot?"
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    🐝Fella: (No response) (A full day passes) (unmatch)
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    I'll take that as a "no."
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    * LI.ST MARCH MADNESS 2016 *
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    I actually made the finals!
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    I received one pity vote from someone clearly very kind; I was completely outmatched.
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    * LI.ST MARCH MADNESS 2017 *
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