Inspired by @lorothery
  1. Dawson vs Pacey (Dawson's Creek)
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    I don't even want to be friends with Dawson.
  2. Ben vs Noel (Felicity)
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    Ben is the self-centered "exciting" choice. Noel is trustworthy and reliable. I'm done picking Ben; I pick Noel.
  3. Logan vs Piz (Veronica Mars)
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    When we first meet Piz, he's goofy and not very tall. He grows up, but Logan doesn't. Piz for the win.
  4. Spike vs Angel (Buffy)
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    Spike loves Buffy so much, he commissions a robot Buffy. Total creep move. I pick Angel.
  5. Tim vs Jason (Friday Night Lights)
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    Since Coach Taylor isn't an option in this triangle, I will grudgingly admit I'd probably be putty in Riggins' hands.
  6. Aidan vs Big (Sex & the City)
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    Carrie loves the idea of Big more than Big himself. Aidan loves Carrie, even after she breaks his heart. Aidan is the best choice.
  7. Ted vs Barney (How I Met Your Mother)
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    I'm nobody's back-up plan. I pick Barney.
  8. Jack vs Sawyer (Lost)
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    Sawyer is just going to break my heart. I'll stick with Jack.
  9. Peter vs Jason (The Good Wife)
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    How is this even a question? I'd be chasing Jason down the hall.
  10. Fitz vs Jake (Scandal)
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    My crush on Scott Foley is years in the making. Fitz is the worst; I pick Jake.