Things that make me feel like a bad ass.

As a middle aged white woman, few things make me feel like a bad ass, but occasional I have a day like today where the bad ass I may have been needs to be recognized.
  1. This haircut makes me feel like a bad ass.
  2. Black nail polish makes me feel like a bad ass
  3. Wearing anything with skulls on it makes me feel like a bad ass
  4. This bag makes me feel like a bad ass. Suck it suburban Target shoppers!
  5. Listening to Ice Cube on Pandora makes me feel like a bad ass
    No Spotify here bitches, I'm old school.
  6. Drinking beer, watching Last Kingdom on Netflix and eating Trader Joe's Margherita 🍕alone on a Friday night, makes me feel like a bad ass.
    Don't step to this.
  7. Please remember