If I Were A Student @ Hogwarts

  1. Halfblood
    Me dad's a muggle. Ma's a witch.
  2. House: Hufflepuff
    Black & yellow. Reppin' a bit of green & silver but only cause I'm one of those Hufflepuffs that are chill but can be your worst nightmare if messed with.
  3. Patronous: Dog
    Probably an adolescent golden retriever. Or a pitbull pup.
  4. Quidditch Position: Beater
    Batter up, bitches!
  5. Familiar: Owl
    I'd name it Dog.
  6. Favorite Class: Care of Magical Creatures, Transfiguration
  7. OTHER STUFF:
  8. I'd be startled every damn time one of the ghosts come out of the wall or the sink or the table. EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
  9. I'd pet all the cats. You got a pet cat? Consider it petted.
  10. I'd be pretty much okay with all the houses. I mean the only thing I hate about Hogwarts is that there used to be a huge ass snake somewhere bellow the dungeons.
  11. I'd be alright hanging out with the Slytherins. But please no snakes.
  12. I could probably hold a conversation with a Ravenclaw about wizarding theories for a couple hours.
  13. I'd want to teach the purebloods (although everyone is welcome) about the wonderful world of Dungeons & Dragons. And maybe even develop a wizard version complete with semi-sentient miniatures and magical game maps!