Why conference calls are the WORST

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    That awkward first few minutes, you all hear the beeps yet no one says a word!! HELLO, someone say HELLO! πŸ‘‹πŸ½
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    So and so what do you think about that...silent silent silent "Oh sorry I was talking on mute." No, no you weren't! You were dicking around on your phone instead of listening. 😜
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    "Let me piggy back on that thought". No Carol, how about you come up with your own fucking ideas for once?! *names changed to protect the innocent πŸ’πŸΌ
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    "Let's circle back to that.." This is code for I am not AT ALL prepared for this call, so I'm just going to stall without seeming like a slacker. 😳
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    Talking at the same time "no you go ahead" talking at the same time "no you go ahead" talking at the same time "no you go ahead" and on and on. πŸ€”
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    Dog barking, Baby crying, Doorbell ringing...can everyone get on mute. Is everyone on mute? Dog barking, baby crying, doorbell ringing. MUTE! πŸ‘ΆπŸΌ
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    Can so and so please send a recap email. Perfect, I wasn't listening to any of this shit anyway! 😜