Things that I care as little about as our last week together

  1. Low-Carb Diets
  2. Michael Moore
  3. The Republican National Convention
  4. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products
  5. Hi-def TV
  6. The Bush Daughters
  7. Wireless hotspots
  8. "The O.C."
  9. The U.N.
  10. Recycling
  11. Getting Punk'd
  12. Danny Gans
  13. The Latin Grammys
  14. The real Grammys
  15. Jeff
    The Wiggle who sleeps too darn much
  16. The Yankees Payrol
  17. All the red states
  18. All the blue states
  19. Every hybrid car
  20. Every talk show host
  21. Everything on the planet
  22. Everything in the solar system
  23. Everything everything everything everything everything eve-everything that exists
    past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.
  24. And Hugh Jackman