IF I WERE TRAPPED ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH ONLY THREE TV SERIES

If I were trapped on a desert island with only three tv series, with the most dire starting from the top
  1. 1.
    The Office
    Prison Mike to remind me to be resilient and rugged
  2. 2.
    Weeds
    Nancy Botwin for manipulation inspiration
  3. 3.
    Orange is the New Black
    Hot Lesbians because I'm all alone, I may need to masturbate