PREDICTED FUTURES OF THE MEMBERS OF ONE DIRECTION
With Zayn quitting and the rest of the band deciding to split after this tour, many fans are speculating as to what the boys will do with their newfound freedom. As a gifted psychic I will give you my predictions as to what the future has in store for the members of 1D.
- •Liam PayneWill try his hand at acting for a little while, but will find it difficult to convincingly play any character other than a pop star. Appears in 2 made for TV movies before accepting a deal to be a judge on the X-Factor
- •Niall HoranWill begin recording a solo album but soon abandon the project after accidentally adopting 47 stray dogs, which consume all of his free time but it's okay, he finds pet ownership very rewarding
- •Zayn MalikWill record a very successful solo album but AT WHAT COST? THE COST OF HIS FRIENDS?! AAAAT WHAAAAT COOOOOOSSSSSSST?!?
- •Harry StylesWill record an experimental rock album with Thom Yorke, who after a weird turn of events reveals himself to be a long-time fan of Harry's. Will also design a very successful line of headscarves and establish himself as the new Stephen Tyler
- •Louis TomlinsonWill quickly realize that the pressure of parenthood is more than he bargained for and will go through a quarter life crisis. Will then fervently try to organize a 1D reunion tour, to which Liam will immediately agree but all the others will pretend they never got those texts