MONIKERS I WISH WERE MINE

  1. Taxidermist to the stars
  2. The existential stylist
  3. Former child sommelier
  4. Prize-winning breeder
  5. Donald Trump's nemesis
  6. Real World: Kabul cast member
  7. The philosophical sous chef
  8. The world's only porn magician
  9. The Democratic People's Republic of Korea's sweetheart
  10. Savior of civilization