Various people in my life have called me something besides my given name repeatedly.
  1. "Sizzle chest"
    An old co-worker used to call me and others this.
  2. "Air conditioner"
    My voice's frequency matches that of central air so they couldn't hear me if I spoke when it was on. Again: co-workers.
  3. "Kiwi"
    Ugh... high school.
  4. "Queef"
    6th grade. I thought it was because they liked me. I learned the meaning in college.
  5. "Kieffer Cinnamon"
    It was a butch drag-like name my Starbucks co-worker called me, endearingly.