THINGS I WANT TO CONFESS TO MY COFFEE MEETS BAGEL MATCH BUT WON'T

  1. When I saw we had mutual friends I found your Facebook and accidentally added you as a friend but I unfriended you super fast and I'm praying you didn't notice
  2. This also led me to discover that you are that guy my officemate wants to set me up with
  3. And we're going to be at the same party in 2 weeks
  4. I said the cookies I made this weekend were good. They were only okay.
  5. I almost didn't answer you ever again when you said you were more of a "fly by the seat of my pants kind of guy"