THINGS I WANT TO CONFESS TO MY COFFEE MEETS BAGEL MATCH BUT WON'T
- •When I saw we had mutual friends I found your Facebook and accidentally added you as a friend but I unfriended you super fast and I'm praying you didn't notice
- •This also led me to discover that you are that guy my officemate wants to set me up with
- •And we're going to be at the same party in 2 weeks
- •I said the cookies I made this weekend were good. They were only okay.
- •I almost didn't answer you ever again when you said you were more of a "fly by the seat of my pants kind of guy"