THINGS I'LL NEED TO PAY OFF MY STUDENT LOANS

It has been almost 6 months since graduation, let's ramp up that post-college anxiety even more!
  1. A job in my field that doesn't require 85 years of experience.
    So that internship that my school seemed so impressed by WASN'T enough?
  2. Mad poker skills.
    Risky, but doable.
  3. Winning lottery ticket.
    🎶If I had a million dollars...🎶 I would have enough money left to maybe get a 10 piece nug.
  4. A sugar daddy.
    I kinda wish I was better looking/had fewer morals so that this could actually be an option.
  5. A bus, car, or any sort of transportation.
    To run me over.