THINGS I'LL NEED TO PAY OFF MY STUDENT LOANS
It has been almost 6 months since graduation, let's ramp up that post-college anxiety even more!
- •A job in my field that doesn't require 85 years of experience.So that internship that my school seemed so impressed by WASN'T enough?
- •Mad poker skills.Risky, but doable.
- •Winning lottery ticket.🎶If I had a million dollars...🎶 I would have enough money left to maybe get a 10 piece nug.
- •A sugar daddy.I kinda wish I was better looking/had fewer morals so that this could actually be an option.
- •A bus, car, or any sort of transportation.To run me over.