"THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK" LIST

Lies. So many lies.
  1. "Wanna come over and watch a movie?"
    Yeah, a movie...
  2. "We're under new management"
  3. "I'll just wait till I get my tax refund to take my vacation"
  4. "I'm on my way"
  5. "Yeah, I'll call you in ten"
  6. "Let's get lunch soon!"
  7. "I just don't really get along with girls"
  8. "I'll just use my tax refund to pay off my credit card"
  9. "Don't worry I'll totally give you gas money"
  10. "Sorry new phone who is this?"
    Really, I just never saved yours"