Reasons why I'd like to retire now
I'm 53 and want to be a stay at home doggy mom
- •I'm tired
- •I've had a job since I was 15. Enough already !
- •I could go exercise whenever I wanted
- •I would keep my closet cleaner
- •I could wear yoga pants everyday, everywhere
- •My husband might get more blowjobs and this would make him so happyI'm just too tired for that mess
- •I would learn to cook better and healthierWe eat out almost every night
- •Because I love to be off when everyone else is working. It makes me feel naughty! Like skipping school
- •I would get a new puppyBecause it's not fair to have a new puppy and not be with him all day to train him and love him
- •Morning sex is great but not if you have to get up and go do the work thing
- •I could buy groceries during the week and not have the weekend madness
- •I could lay by my pool all day everyday
- •I wouldn't be making my hubby sell our boat because we would have time to take it out more
- •I would take golf lessons and get really good
- •I would be a "ladies who lunch"
- •I would babysit my grandson and take him to the park, and to the museum, and teach him stuff that he needs to know.
- •I would make more lists (lol)
- •Travel, travel, travel. I want to go to the places and do the things...