Reasons why Fat Joe and I would never work out. 💍

  1. He's a Yankee fan 🚫
  2. Seemingly also an Athletic's fan 🙄
  3. I physically can not ever get this tan.
  4. He reminds me too much of pitbull
  5. This shirt
    Because it's clearly too big for him. Look at the sleeve seam!
  6. THIS COAT 😷
  7. But most importantly
  8. He let me know from the gate: " I don't go down, lady"
  9. But still expects me to: "put it all over my face, but don't bite it"
  10. Love is a two way street playboy