1. He's a Yankee fan 🚫
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  2. Seemingly also an Athletic's fan 🙄
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  3. I physically can not ever get this tan.
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  4. He reminds me too much of pitbull
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  5. This shirt
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    Because it's clearly too big for him. Look at the sleeve seam!
  6. THIS COAT 😷
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  7. But most importantly
  8. He let me know from the gate: " I don't go down, lady"
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  9. But still expects me to: "put it all over my face, but don't bite it"
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  10. Love is a two way street playboy
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