Thoughts I Have When I Get A Sunburn

Inspired my current situation.
  1. "Ooh yay, I got some color!"
  2. "Wait.. Is it just me, or do I look a little bit more like a dancing lobster than a perfectly airbrushed model?"
  3. "OUCH IT KINDA HURTS TO TOUCH."
  4. "Isn't Aloe Vera is supposed to soothe?!"
  5. "Next time I'm using SPF 1000. Do they even make anything higher than 50?"
  6. "At least it'll turn into a tan.."