NAMES I WOULD GIVE PETS THAT I CAN'T HAVE: A TRIBUTE TO MY FAVORITE THINGS

  1. Vienna
    A nod to Billy Joel
  2. Shea
    After Shea Stadium, former home of the New York Mets
  3. Jitterbug
    Two birds with one stone—touches on my lifelong love of dance and my recent (yet fiery) love of Wham!'s Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
  4. El Chapo
    The Mexican drug lord who, with the help of his dedicated team, circumvented the authorities for a very long time. In short— an ode to friendship.