GIRLS' SLEEP STYLES

  1. Manifest destiny
    There's space over there, so it should be mine - irrespective of others who might have superior legal, moral, or logistical claims on that space
  2. The maginot blanket
    You will not come across this line. Until you do, with tanks and advanced strategy.
  3. Bikram
    Turn the heat on, then add flannel pajamas, a down comforter, and close, close snuggling. 🔥
  4. Cage match
    This is me. I have night terrors. I might thrash, I might scream, and I might just quietly whisper that there's someone in the house. Anything could happen
  5. Pillow fort
    Create a five foot by two foot pillow pile and then burrow into the middle. Don't touch her.