PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT ENJOYING THEIR WINE COUNTRY VACATION

  1. Girl in sundress with bike helmet mashing fresh blowout on rented bike tour sweating uphill being passed by grape trucks going 59 mph
  2. Designated driver
  3. 50 year old Budweiser drinker with trophy wife
  4. Toddlers left in corner to play with corks
  5. Bachelor party AA member
  6. Pregnant lady DDs
  7. Bachelorette party "responsible one"