This is a list I would love to see from others
  1. So, what altitude is Anchorage?
    Anchorage is called anchorage because it's an anchorage. A port. A sea port. It's at sea level.
  2. Oh look, a baby camel!
    I said this in rural Alaska. It was an alpaca.
  3. "Oh you're going to Panama for spring break? You should go to Costa Rica too!"
    It turns out there's a Panama City in Florida. It's a spring break destination.