TEN GREAT THINGS ABOUT MY DOG
This is Porter. He's six. He belongs to me and my partner Ty.
- •He's tall, dark, and handsome90 pounds of fluff and brawn. He doesn't start fights at the dog park but he fucking wins them.
- •He was a pretty fucking cute puppyWhen we adopted him, he was an emaciated 8 pounds
- •He's AlaskanWe got him when we lived in AK. He's still in better shape than I am
- •Sometimes he sleeps like thisPaws up!
- •And sometimes he sleeps like thisHeyyyy ladies
- •His best friend is my brother @lucas' goldendoodle, Ennis.They're pretty manly.
- •But sometimes they spoon.I promised not to tell.
- •He loves dairy products#yogurtmustache
- •And also Mexican food"Dude. Give me some of your burrito."
- •And I love him.More than I can possibly explain.