REASONS WHY THE BALCONY AT CHURCH IS THE BEST.

It's introvert heaven.
  1. 1.
    Better view of the choir.
  2. 2.
    Easier to knit.
  3. 3.
    Quick exit for restroom breaks.
  4. 4.
    Fewer people to avoid during the sign of the peace.
  5. 5.
    Containing these two fools.