THE AIRPORT. WITH KIDS.
- •*get through security, settle into seats* "I have to go to the restroom." Poops for the first time in a week.
- •"Mama, can I have your laptop to play Minecraft." *drains battery.*
- •Starbucks: Lemon bread, chocolate chip cookie, coffee, bottle of water. "That will be $47.53."
- •Where are the boarding passes. *frantically searched through bag. Gets nervous. Find passes neatly folded in outside pocket*
- •Time to board. *gotta pee*