THE AIRPORT. WITH KIDS.

  1. *get through security, settle into seats* "I have to go to the restroom." Poops for the first time in a week.
  2. "Mama, can I have your laptop to play Minecraft." *drains battery.*
  3. Starbucks: Lemon bread, chocolate chip cookie, coffee, bottle of water. "That will be $47.53."
  4. Where are the boarding passes. *frantically searched through bag. Gets nervous. Find passes neatly folded in outside pocket*
  5. Time to board. *gotta pee*