Things I have done on this, the first day of my period

  1. Tell everyone who speaks to me that I am on my period
  2. Sigh loudly once every 30 minutes
  3. Lose my heating pad, go to target to buy new one
  4. Think about getting frozen yogurt from postmates but then remember I already did that on Sunday and I can't afford to do it again
  5. Bake a loaf of bread and finish two editing projects because fuck you, uterus, I have shit to do