THINGS MY 3YO NIECE SHOUTED FROM OUTSIDE THE DOOR AS I WENT TO PEE
- •Auntie are you gonna pee or poop?I told her I just had to pee.
- •It's really good to poop!
- •Can I come in?
- •Auntie! I don't hear any tinkles!Maybe I'm having some stage fright thanks to all the pressure!
- •I can't go play until you go because sometimes people need help!
- •Please let me in!
- •You just don't need privacy!
- •TINKLE TINKLE TOOT! that's what it will sound like!!!
- •Good job, Auntie!
- •Can you just let me in to show you to wipe?
- •Make sure you wash and flush and wipe
- •Pee pee comes from your bladder and the poo poo comes from your butt!
- •You have to eat popcorn to poop cuz that's what's gonna help you go pottySaid this while she's eating popcorn.
- •(I flush) WHY DID YOU FLUSH I HAD TO COVER MY EARS
- •Okay let's play.
- •5 minutes later: Did you wipe?