THINGS MY 3YO NIECE SHOUTED FROM OUTSIDE THE DOOR AS I WENT TO PEE

Live-listing this
  1. Auntie are you gonna pee or poop?
    I told her I just had to pee.
  2. It's really good to poop!
  3. Can I come in?
  4. Auntie! I don't hear any tinkles!
    Maybe I'm having some stage fright thanks to all the pressure!
  5. I can't go play until you go because sometimes people need help!
  6. Please let me in!
  7. You just don't need privacy!
  8. TINKLE TINKLE TOOT! that's what it will sound like!!!
  9. Good job, Auntie!
  10. Can you just let me in to show you to wipe?
  11. Make sure you wash and flush and wipe
  12. Pee pee comes from your bladder and the poo poo comes from your butt!
  13. You have to eat popcorn to poop cuz that's what's gonna help you go potty
    Said this while she's eating popcorn.
  14. (I flush) WHY DID YOU FLUSH I HAD TO COVER MY EARS
  15. Okay let's play.
  16. 5 minutes later: Did you wipe?