WHY MY 3YO NIECE CAN'T NAP: IN HER WORDS

I'm fake sleeping next to her and transcribing this live.
  1. "This bed is so wobbly."
  2. "My one finger really hurts."
  3. (whispering) "It's probably from the flu shot I got."
    Note: she got her flu shot in October. I don't even know how she remembers this.
  4. (whispering) "Auntieeee...I know you're awake."
    Please hold, must fake sleep.
  5. "Daniel Tiger doesn't take naps!"
    LIES!
  6. (singing) "I am not throwing away my SHOT! I am not throwing away my shot!"
    I'm annoyed but so proud she knows Hamilton lyrics.
  7. (yawning) "My butt feels weird."
  8. (singing) "I don't WANT to do this, I don't no wanna do this, and one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, sleigh sleigh bells..."
    I'm worried.
  9. (snoring) VICTORY AT LAST!