ALLOW ME TO LISTRODUCE™ MYSELF

Inspired by @tall
  1. I'm kelly.
    That's me high jacking someone else's office and taunting them.
  2. I live in floriduh. Which is unfortunate for me. It really is a state that tries daily to kill a girl.
  3. I have cats and yardbirds. (The ladies aren't terribly photogenic, what with being in the coop for the evening and all.)
  4. I travel for work. A lot. A LOT. Which means I spend a lot of time in small spaces with strangers.
  5. I read. A lot. Here's what I'm reading at the moment:
  6. I like bourbon. And wine. But mostly bourbon.
  7. And finally....