CALLING FOR HELP

with a surprise at the end
  1. Please li.st request me
  2. I deserve this
  3. You deserve this
  4. We ALL deserve this
    Okay, maybe I'm not that great of a li.ster but maybe spend some of your creative energy on me for the good of myself.
  5. SEXT
    (am I being relevant? Thank you @eriknmichaelssrn for the sext-ed.)
  6. BUT LOOK
    How they grab that pizza
  7. HIS EYES LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN
  8. Okay thanks
    also li.st request me