Sometimes It Smells Like Dog Food

I live 2.5 miles away from a dog food factory. It's not usually a nuisance but when it is... // I didn't realize it was so close until I looked it up just now. I've never seen it, but I've smelt it.
  1. It is humid or has just rained.
    Usually it's early morning. Especially before dawn.
  2. It fills the buildings.
  3. Everyone knows.
    I would know exactly what you're talking about if you told me about a weird smell. @al_lee_sun knows what I'm talking about!!
  4. It's not that bad though. It happens once in a blue moon.
    I don't want you to think where I live is a dog-food hole.
  5. WAIT
  6. WHAT IF IT SMELLS LIKE DOG FOOD....
  7. BECAUSE I'M A DOG
  8. It
  9. All
  10. Makes
  11. Sense
  12. Actually that would be really cool and I wouldn't complain.