THE DANGER OF WEARING A BELT WITH A DRESS

just don't
  1. I wore a belt with a dress today.
    (Not actually me, but her eyes look like she's dead inside, too.)
  2. As a NORMAL HUMAN BEING, I was getting uncomfortable with how it was positioned
  3. So I moved it down slightly
  4. LOW AND BEHOLD
  5. A HUGE strip of sweat from where it had been.
  6. I quickly moved it back up and looked around to make sure nobody saw.
  7. Realizing what had happened, I began to sweat even more.
  8. It's a vicious cycle.