THE DANGER OF WEARING A BELT WITH A DRESS
- •I wore a belt with a dress today.(Not actually me, but her eyes look like she's dead inside, too.)
- •As a NORMAL HUMAN BEING, I was getting uncomfortable with how it was positioned
- •So I moved it down slightly
- •LOW AND BEHOLD
- •A HUGE strip of sweat from where it had been.
- •I quickly moved it back up and looked around to make sure nobody saw.
- •Realizing what had happened, I began to sweat even more.
- •It's a vicious cycle.