it's @arnoldschnitzel y'all
  1. He's in front of a picture of the Great Wall of China and beside cutouts of Nixon and the First Lady!!!
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    the caption is so sincere that it is the icing on top of the cake
  2. He's holding a fake phone and is pretending to talk into it!!!
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    he's calling me guys
  3. He's sitting at a replica of the Resolute desk!!!
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    schwarzenegger for prez 2029 (year of terminator if you didn't know)