it's @arnoldschnitzel y'all
  1. He's in front of a picture of the Great Wall of China and beside cutouts of Nixon and the First Lady!!!
    the caption is so sincere that it is the icing on top of the cake
  2. He's holding a fake phone and is pretending to talk into it!!!
    he's calling me guys
  3. He's sitting at a replica of the Resolute desk!!!
    schwarzenegger for prez 2029 (year of terminator if you didn't know)