Theories My Classmates Have About Ken Bone

  1. 1.
    He is in a book club.
  2. 2.
    He whittles.
  3. 3.
    He has two cats and a dog, most likely a pug.
    One of the cat's names is either Socks or Mittens and he has bought little shoes for the pug to wear.
  4. 4.
    He cuts the turkey at Thanksgiving.
  5. 5.
    He drives either a Grand Caravan or a Pruis.
  6. 6.
    He listens to Beyoncé, but only on the DL.
    He listens to Dolly Parton though and everyone knows it.
  7. 7.
    He turns off the water while shampooing.