Theories My Classmates Have About Ken Bone
- 1.He is in a book club.
- 2.He whittles.
- 3.He has two cats and a dog, most likely a pug.One of the cat's names is either Socks or Mittens and he has bought little shoes for the pug to wear.
- 4.He cuts the turkey at Thanksgiving.
- 5.He drives either a Grand Caravan or a Pruis.
- 6.He listens to Beyoncé, but only on the DL.He listens to Dolly Parton though and everyone knows it.
- 7.He turns off the water while shampooing.