THINGS I BECOME AWARE OF WHEN SITTING IN SILENCE ALONE WITH SOMEONE

  1. The volume of my breathing
  2. The volume of my chewing/swallowing
  3. The noise my skin makes when it separates from the furniture
  4. How I move
  5. What I'm doing
  6. How hard it is to breathe through my nose when I'm thinking about it
  7. How awkward am I making the other person feel
  8. My undeniable awkwardness
  9. How this person probably hates me