TYPES OF PEOPLE AT THE POOL
I would know because I've been to a pool. However, I'm not a frequent pooler so, please, make suggestions. I need/deserve to learn.
- •Lap SwimmersI'm proud of people who can swim so hard.
- •People who dive for things
- •CannonballersMaybe I don't wanna be splashed. Thanks though for 'asking'.
- •People who pee and tell everyoneYes, thank you. I DO want to remember that I'm swimming in pee.
- •People who pee and don't tell anyone
- •People who just stand there
- •People who tread water
- •People who throw other people in the pool
- •People relaxing on inner tubes or floats
- •AND THE MOST NOTABLE, LIFEGUARDS