1. Tissues.
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    You never know when you could get a bloody nose.
  2. A membership card to your local library.
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    Not so exclusive anymore!
  3. Blanket-of-the-Month club.
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    Very necessary for a living human!
  4. Bic pens.
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    Cheap and good-quality.
  5. Hair ties.
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    "You always have your hair up," @al_lee_sun.
  6. Ice Cream.
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    In a perfect world, it wouldn't melt during shipping.
  7. A lap dog.
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    PICK UP IN-STORE.
  8. CD-of-the-Month.
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    Don't worry, I'll hook you up with all the best music.
  9. An Embark backpack.
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    Very convenient.
  10. My retainer.
    Somebody should wear it. 😬