What I'd Offer In Kellyk's Subscription Box

  1. 1.
    You never know when you could get a bloody nose.
  2. 2.
    A membership card to your local library.
    Not so exclusive anymore!
  3. 3.
    Blanket-of-the-Month club.
    Very necessary for a living human!
  4. 4.
    Bic pens.
    Cheap and good-quality.
  5. 5.
    Hair ties.
    "You always have your hair up," @al_lee_sun.
  6. 6.
    Ice Cream.
    In a perfect world, it wouldn't melt during shipping.
  7. 7.
    A lap dog.
  8. 8.
    Don't worry, I'll hook you up with all the best music.
  9. 9.
    An Embark backpack.
    Very convenient.
  10. 10.
    My retainer.
    Somebody should wear it. 😬