Crazy things said by customers in garden centers
Crazy Things asked for at garden centers and nurseries. I wish I had a picture of my face the first time I was asked for any of these. 😳
- •Chlamydia "Do you sell chlamydia?" Ummm no!
- •Gonorrhea "Where do you keep your gonorrhea?" Ewww I don't!
- •Listeria "I need some listeria." Does anybody really need listeria?
- •Clitoris "Where's the Clitoris?" Sorry I can't help you buddy. (*There is a plant with partially this name but that's never what people are looking for...well at least not at the garden center)
- •Asylum "Can I get some asylum?" Are you ok? From what Country or government?
- •Saliva "Do you have blue saliva?" No. Why?
- •Hummus "Do you have 40lb. bags of hummus?" That would be enough to feed a village.
- •"I have a dark wet hole. What can I put in it?" Omg do you not hear yourself?
- •"Hey man where can I get some grass?" Shhhh somebody might hear you