Funny and obscene things at my work that have made me laugh today

Fyi- I am delirious because it will not stop raining
  1. My brother asking if I'd ever noticed that this flower looked like lady parts
  2. In the restroom cabinet
    If only this was a thing...
  3. Floor stain shaped like dick
  4. Another floor stain that looks like a dick
  5. In the pen holder
    Another dick
  6. On the back of our shirts
    We have lots of funny sayings on our shirts but this one always makes me laugh
  7. When it rains this pot has 5 o'clock shadow