Things my husband has yelled at today

He's having a very frustrating day
  1. This cord hates him
    It looks like this and then he tries to unwind it to use and it's all tangles and knots
  2. These remotes are so stupid
    It's definitely not operator error
  3. His wallet and keys thought it'd be funny to get knocked into the space between the refrigerator and the cabinet.
    Had to pull out the fridge to get them
  4. This hose hates him too
    Kink, tangle, kink, kink
  5. This sprinkler is ridiculous
    It won't spray the corner of the grass. It's a conspiracy.
  6. This remote is the worst
  7. This computer is too slow
    This pic sums it all up
  8. Poor Matt