Working ideas

  1. People I saw while waiting in the iPhone store
  2. Quirky things about my husband✔️
  3. The things I was actually doing when my Fitbit thought I was riding a bike.✔️
  4. Crazy shit my parents have said
  5. When your parents divorce and you are 40
  6. Crazy psychos my dad has dated since divorcing my mom
  7. Non and wrong words that one of my employees uses all the time.
  8. Reasons that I hate the mall
  9. Famous people that me and my family look like
  10. Customer nicknames
  11. Stupid shit people say when they are completely detached from nature