1. preparing for the midterm I have to take in 12 hours
  2. seeing a therapist
  3. leaving the house for longer than 3 hours
  4. meditating or some shit, probably
  5. drinking less than six cans of dr. pepper per day
  6. having more than 18 cents in my bank account
  7. occasionally speaking to my friends and loved ones
  8. eating one vegetable, ever
  9. writing stuff that is longer than a tweet
  10. cleaning this week's array of dr. pepper cans out of my room
  11. networking
  12. praying to God for forgiveness