WHY PITTSBURGH IS BETTER THAN PHILLY

requested by @maira
  1. Pittsburgh is not better than Philly
  2. this request constitutes entrapment
  3. lamest city ever
  4. ok, fine, you have great pierogis, I'll give you that
  5. every single building in the city is named after the same 4 dead rich white dudes because its planners wanted me to get lost using google maps all the time, apparently
  6. I break out in hives whenever I think about how close I am to West Virginia
  7. why is coleslaw in everythibg