1. Vince Vaughn
    First and foremost. I bring this up to the people I love at least once a week. I would just laugh all of the time.
  2. Kyle Chandler
    This would be a Freudian nightmare, but what can ya do.
  3. Jamie Fox
    Just because.
  4. Abe Lincoln
    He would keep me honest. Also, my own dad is an attorney so their moral compasses point in very different directions.
  5. Steven Tyler
    I will not apologize for this. I should, I know. But I will not.
  6. Sandy Cohen
    All I need in this life of sin is a fake dad to eat bagels with every morning and have unwavering witty banter in the wee hours of the day.