I AM INCREDULOUS WHEN
- •People put back an unfilled BritaWhy are you the way that you are?
- •I hold the door open for someone and they don't say thankWhat, do you think I'm simply doing this for my health?
- •My DVR recorded episode cuts out before next week's previewPurgatory is for the sociopaths.
- •I can't train my hair to go more than 24 hours without becoming an oil gold mine.Thanks Obama.
- •My friend sends me 46 pictures of her dogIf it can't recite the lyrics to No Scrubs than I have no place for it in my life.
- •Somebody can't tell me exactly where they were when they found out Michael Jackson diedFirst of all, how dare you.